Sunday, August 31, 2008

R2 21 - HOLY SHIT! LELOUCH BECOMES...

...A FUCKING EMPEROR! A MOTHERFUCKING EMPEROR!
And he has two Geasses now!
HOLY SHIT!

Also, this have been a truly entertaining episode. I think it was the best one in the ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING SECOND SEASON!
But that's not saying much.

Also, Suzaku becomes Knight of ZERO!

Also, it seems that Charles wasn't really EVUL..only selfish. Just like Marianne.

Overall, I LOVE this episode. Now, it's time for Schneizel to take off his mask and start the FINAL CHESS GAME!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Ha, ha, ha. OH, WOW!

http://www.geass.jp/correlative.html

When episode 18 aired, they said on the site that everyone "touched" by FLEIA were MIA.
Now it says that THEY ARE FUCKING DEAD!

Which means...MY SUPAA NINJA MEIDO IS DEEEEEEEAD! ;__________;

I feel like crying, and laughing at the same time. : < < :

Also, I forgot to mention in my previous post that Milley lives. Yeah.

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Code GayAss R2 Episode 19 - RAAAAGEEE

Okay, so. It turns out that the fucking spoiler about OotBK betraying Ledouche because they learn about him and his Geass was true. And then to add salt to the injury, he tells them:
-"LOL GAIZ YOU WERE ALL JUST PAWNZ IN MY FABULOUS GAME! ESPECIALLY YOU KAREN LOL!"

Hurting Karen's feelings and almost getting himself killed...ALMOST. Because that FUCKING ROLO saved him from his doom in Shinkirou. That moron just doesn't get it. Even though Lelouch clearly "told him"(read as: shouted at) that he hates him and wishes for him to "NEVAH CUM BACK!".

What really gets me, is the fact that the Order's betrayal is all the fault of that motherfucker Schneizel. He's so devilishly devious, that I'm actually SERIOUSLY starting to think that he will be the FINAL BOSS in Geass.

It also seems, that this bitch Nina has gone completely crazy now. But, who cares. She already did in Season 1.

Oh, and I almost forgot. Order traded Luluser for Japan's Indenpedency. WELL, WHADDYA KNOW?!

Here. Have some stupid faces:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

FUCK ROLO DIEEEEEEE!


Oh! And Rolo dies. YUPPIE!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

No, Chris. You are the homos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcY20lgr3U8

You know what's more funny than a childish 26 year old fuck? A 26 year old childish and AUTISTIC fuck.

This guy just cracks me up. When I look at him, sitting there with that medallion of his, I can't help but wonder...why in the hell is this guy not a celebrity. Sure, he gained a internet celebrity status of some sort, but still he can become a star IRL.

At the beginning of his rant, Sonichu talks about evil demons that haunt him. He talks about the pain they inflict on him, and he says that they call him a "homo" when he clearly is totally straight, guiz.

Secondly, Chris talks about...well...I'm not exactly sure, but it seems like he thinks that his comic pages are downloaded from internet and distributed without his permissions. And by distributed, I mean SOLD for MONEY. I don't have a clue who would want to distribute his shitty comic , let alone buy them, but let's not get into that, shall we? He says it's being distributed, so it must be true.

Next, Sonichu talks about all that loneliness and hatred he must live with. How it takes away all his inspiration for drawing his GREAT ARTZ, and emo stuff like that. I'm sure this video will stop all this hatred, and maybe even get him a girlfriend. WHO KNOWS?!

Then, he again confirms his straightness when he says: "I LOVE DYKES DYKES CHINA". Truly, Chris-chan knows what he loves. He also states that when he sees a DICK, he looks away because he's freaked out. Fucking homophobe. But that begs for a certain question. Does his own DICK freaks him out as well?

Next, he blames Encyclopedia Dramatica for breaking his friendship between some girl(don't remeber how she was called). He says that it was probably the closest he ever got to gaining a sweetheart...and closest he will ever get in this "pitiful adult life". lawl

And then he rants again, about how ED is evul, and all this hatred and how he wishes he would never found "this piece of shit". I guess he looked in the mirror.

Then he talks about how if he ever finds a sweetheart he will take care of her, and give her "such love and tenderness". But we can be clearly very sure, that he will never ever find a girlfriend.
Because he is creepy as fuck.

Okay. That's it. I can't stand more of this video. I just can't watch more of him waving this fucking joypand around.

In conclusion we can all agree, that this man should be taken to a special camp and shot.

NUNNALLY GOES KABOOM!

In the newest episode of Code GayAss horrible plot twist unleashes(which I knew about before this episode even aired). Suzaku drops Nina's peculiar bomb on Tokyo which blows up Governor's office...and some part of the land along with it. It of course kills Nunnally.
Also, Guilford dies thinking he died for his princess, when in fact, he died for that faggot Ledouche. Sayoko also dies. : <<<

"DROP THE BOMB, FAGET!"

This episode was mostly what I call "CBS"(Colorful Beam Spamfest) There was huge amount of COLORFUL BEAMS that were SPAMMING entire screen. R2 seems to be fucking full of it.
Not that I think it's something bad. I like this beams very much.

Deadly pink ball of light lol

What I truly don't understand is the fact how this bomb works. Drugzaku fired it from a GUN and it started flying, stopped in mid-air, then turned into a FUCKING PINK BALL OF LIGHT and just before we know it, sad music plays and it annihilates Governor's office. OH JOY! Isn't thar right, Ledouche? But anyway, it just seems that Nina mastered not science, but SCIENCE!

Guilford!!!11 ;_;


NOT AS PLANNED!

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Motherfucking Fat Knuckles

Hello. In this post I will be dealing with all kind of horrible art. I will lurk into darkest corners of intarwebz(read: DeviantArt) to show you horrors of Sonic the hedgehog fanbase. And shit they can draw.

First thing we will look at is FAT KNUCKLES IN BOXERS drawn by SWSU-Master.


I truly have no idea why would anyone draw this. But it must be some kind of sick fetish.




Now, this is what I call shit. If you clearly can't draw, don't try to.
Author of this pictures also draws Pokeymanz fanart. Go figure.
This crap is drawn by Skylark-Starflower, future Archie Comics artist.




Author of this picture, ShadowGuardian95, challenged us to guess the name of this rp character.
So, let me guess...Shittier McCrappiness?

And I think that will be enough. If you want more shit, type "Sonadow" in deviantart search bar.
Good bye.

Most shitty Sonic game

What is the most shitty Sonic game? I will tell you. It's Sonic the Hedgehog(the next gen one).
I never played it and I already know it's shit. Why? Well, I will tell you.

I never played Shadow the Hedgehog, until just recently. I never really belived that this game can be so horrendous like they said it was. Sure, guns? In a fucking Sonic game? That's STUPID.

But it couldn't have been that bad.

But when I played it. OH GOD. When I finally started playing it, it felt like a fucking eternity spent in hell. THE BUGS! THE SHITTY CAMERA! THE NOT-REALLY-GOOD CONTROLS! Holy shit!
I stopped playing at level 3 which I think was Prison Island(but it blew up in Sonic Adventure 2! How can it still exist?!).

Now, you will ask:
-Gee, silly Forte. What does SHADOW the hedgehog has to do with SONIC the hedgehog?

I will tell you WHAT! Until recently i thought that StH can't be that bad, but seeing that I thought the same thing about Shadow's BIG GAME until I played it, I'm willing to belive that this game fucking blows.

Also, fuck Sonic fantards in their furry asses.

FUCKING GEASS!

Code Geass.

When I first watched this series I fell in love. All that action, all that drama and this huge amount of FABULOUS! It just screams AWESOME.

However, now that I look at it...this shit is pretty stupid.

Now, here's an example:

What's the name of the mysterious power that Lelouch obtained? You say Geass? I call it bullshit.
Back in the first season it was clearly said that it was LULUSER who NAMED this POWER "GEASS". When he mentioned the name to Shi-Tsu, she didn't have a clue what the hell he was talking about. And now? Everyone is calling this power GEASS even though it was fucking Ledouche who named it. Shouldn't it have a different name? Or maybe Luluser just fucking guessed the name of this ancient power and it really is GEASS?! What the fuck?!

Why hello THAR, my friends. This is the start of my awesome blog which will be full of engrish walls of text.

I will be dealing with all kinds of shit here, but mostly realted to media fiction: like animu, mango, vidja gaems and other crap.

So, yeah. If something will amuse me, I will post it here. HERE I GO!