Saturday, August 9, 2008

Motherfucking Fat Knuckles

Hello. In this post I will be dealing with all kind of horrible art. I will lurk into darkest corners of intarwebz(read: DeviantArt) to show you horrors of Sonic the hedgehog fanbase. And shit they can draw.

First thing we will look at is FAT KNUCKLES IN BOXERS drawn by SWSU-Master.


I truly have no idea why would anyone draw this. But it must be some kind of sick fetish.




Now, this is what I call shit. If you clearly can't draw, don't try to.
Author of this pictures also draws Pokeymanz fanart. Go figure.
This crap is drawn by Skylark-Starflower, future Archie Comics artist.




Author of this picture, ShadowGuardian95, challenged us to guess the name of this rp character.
So, let me guess...Shittier McCrappiness?

And I think that will be enough. If you want more shit, type "Sonadow" in deviantart search bar.
Good bye.

Most shitty Sonic game

What is the most shitty Sonic game? I will tell you. It's Sonic the Hedgehog(the next gen one).
I never played it and I already know it's shit. Why? Well, I will tell you.

I never played Shadow the Hedgehog, until just recently. I never really belived that this game can be so horrendous like they said it was. Sure, guns? In a fucking Sonic game? That's STUPID.

But it couldn't have been that bad.

But when I played it. OH GOD. When I finally started playing it, it felt like a fucking eternity spent in hell. THE BUGS! THE SHITTY CAMERA! THE NOT-REALLY-GOOD CONTROLS! Holy shit!
I stopped playing at level 3 which I think was Prison Island(but it blew up in Sonic Adventure 2! How can it still exist?!).

Now, you will ask:
-Gee, silly Forte. What does SHADOW the hedgehog has to do with SONIC the hedgehog?

I will tell you WHAT! Until recently i thought that StH can't be that bad, but seeing that I thought the same thing about Shadow's BIG GAME until I played it, I'm willing to belive that this game fucking blows.

Also, fuck Sonic fantards in their furry asses.

FUCKING GEASS!

Code Geass.

When I first watched this series I fell in love. All that action, all that drama and this huge amount of FABULOUS! It just screams AWESOME.

However, now that I look at it...this shit is pretty stupid.

Now, here's an example:

What's the name of the mysterious power that Lelouch obtained? You say Geass? I call it bullshit.
Back in the first season it was clearly said that it was LULUSER who NAMED this POWER "GEASS". When he mentioned the name to Shi-Tsu, she didn't have a clue what the hell he was talking about. And now? Everyone is calling this power GEASS even though it was fucking Ledouche who named it. Shouldn't it have a different name? Or maybe Luluser just fucking guessed the name of this ancient power and it really is GEASS?! What the fuck?!

Why hello THAR, my friends. This is the start of my awesome blog which will be full of engrish walls of text.

I will be dealing with all kinds of shit here, but mostly realted to media fiction: like animu, mango, vidja gaems and other crap.

So, yeah. If something will amuse me, I will post it here. HERE I GO!